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Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not ?????

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很有深度的六個字…. 初念淺,轉念深


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型一:血液循環不良型

在生理期前會覺得肚子脹脹的,下腹部突出,一到生理期就會便秘。經血顏色為暗沉的紅色,感覺黏稠,有時會有像豬肝色般血塊流出。經血量多,第一天比較少,但是第二與第三天起突然變多。生理期會達七天以上。因為血液循環不佳,所以經痛時會痛到無法忍受,有時痛得無法起床走路,只能完全依賴止痛藥。如果每次都這樣的話,有罹患了子宮內膜症或是子宮肌肉腫瘤的可能。

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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,

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我的'婚姻存摺'是出嫁那 天,媽媽遞到我手上的,
當時,我以為會是一大筆錢,打開一看發現只有1000元,

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事情發生在美國的一所大學。
在快下課時教授對同學們說 :" 我和大家做個遊戲,誰願意配合我一下。 "

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One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.  We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.  My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches!  The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.  My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean he was really friendly.
 

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The problems with GUYS :


If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE .

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .

If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN ...

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS .

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!
& sooo hard to please !!!!!

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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently...


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看到男下屬的桌上擺放著全家福的照片,
老板心想:「嗯!他一定是個顧家,負責的好男人。」

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人類的十個最佳時間


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Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had heppened in the past.


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很久很久以前, 人类都还赤着双脚走路。

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你开着一辆车, 在一个暴风雨的晚上, 你经过一个车站, 有三个人正在焦急的等公共汽车。
一个是快要临死的老人,他需要马上去医院。

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原著 : 劉鏞"攀上心中的巔峰"


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One day, cha siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight.  Maggi mee beat cha siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.

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